Dirty NJ Joke

Yep, ya do.

My friend Silvia just sent me this joke and it made me laugh. If you’re not from NJ, don’t bother to read this because you won’t find it funny, I promise, haha.

Oh also, it’s a “sexytimes” joke so if you’re not into that either, shade your eyes from the burning hellfire below:

A girl says to her date,”You’re in for a real treat. I’ve been told that I have a body like New Jersey .”

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, “What’s this?”

She replies “Middlesex.”

He grabs her butt and asks “what’s this?”

She replies,” Freehold.”

Then he grabs her breast and asks “what’s this?”

She replies,”Point Pleasant.”

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, “I guess this is Cherry Hill ?”

“No”, she replies, “That’s Eatontown.”

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, “Welcome to Long Branch!”

“I don’t know,” she replies, “looks like Short Hills to me.”

HAR HAR.