The hassles are all the same…

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Some people say I have a sex addiction, but I think all those years of prostitution was just a means to feed my ravenous hunger for heroin. It’s kinda like the chicken or the nugget. The point is, I’m addicted to gambling. Thank you… Oh, and my daddy’s in a coma.

– Jerry Blank