I had to privatize my “Bisexual Buberella” entry in my “About Me” section because I am getting like 80+ hits a day on that one post and I don’t think it’s anyone actually reading it. I think it must be some kind of web crawler. It started recently and the numbers have been going up and up and up and up and up every day and it’s spooking me out. I’m fine if people want to read that info because they like WANT to read it but it’s way too spooky to think of some internet robot trolling my page. I feel like the robot is going to suck out my SOUL. <—I realize this is dramatic.

Okay will post my "Meatball Head o' the Day Picture" in a hot minute.