Guys, I was hella late to work today because of one, President Barack Obama. I didn’t even think to factor in Obama-gate into my commute. I was too busy trying to get myself to wake up by reading Awful Plastic Surgery dot com.

It’s another day where my coffee is right next to my hand but I’m too tired to pick it up. Yet I’m not tired enough to blog all this crap. I’m exhausting myself with my willful tomfoolery.

Also, I’m so damn hungry. That’s enough for now. I have a book to read. I just wanted to take a minute to blather, collect my thoughts and move on. Blerg.