[YouTube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eExuISyunw&feature=youtube_gdata]
Some people say I have a sex addiction, but I think all those years of prostitution was just a means to feed my ravenous hunger for heroin. It’s kinda like the chicken or the nugget. The point is, I’m addicted to gambling. Thank you… Oh, and my daddy’s in a coma.
– Jerry Blank
Buberella 
I thought I was fighting a lot. Kind of makes you feel good. Sad – isn’t it?
Haha, Mom you have to watch this show. SOOO funny.