Eddie: The word on the old grave marker, the words on your grave marker. What is that?
Patsy: Oh, your epitomb.
Eddie: Your epitomb. What is that you want on your epitomb?
Patsy: I want: “She was fantastic.”…”Patsy was here.”
Eddie: No, darling, you can just have “Patsy Stone”.
Patsy: Oh, Eddy, Eddy. Wait for this. Wait for this: “Eddy: Still no thinner.”
Eddie: These are really funny. We could sell those.
P.S. I’m still updating my iPod and iPhone. It’s tedious but I’ll be glad next time I go walking.