These past few weekends have been so noteworthy that I haven’t actually had the time to process and make note of them. So I’m going to try to do the best I can and try to keep in as much detail as humanly possible.
My brother Charles graduated from high school! He is a bad boy and was thisclose to not graduating because he smokes cigarettes. Oh his grades were fine. Little homeslice just could not reconcile his need to complete state-mandated education with his jones for a stogie. It happens. Anyway, bad boy Charles graduated and we were all in attendance to make sure the deed went down irreversible-stylee.
He was typical Charles too in that he had to low five every classmate who went by, even engaging in a full-on secret handshake at one point.
This event was notable in that it was the first time both sides of my family were in the same place at the same time. We all had a good time and so far Brick Memorial hasn’t asked for their diploma back yet. And so, another unruly Barr enters the workforce. Your welcome, Planet Earth.
Here is the proof that this event took place: